Sunday, April 24, 2022

Lost Ark


 Lost Ark

I spent about an hour deciding if I wanted to give my waif…err….my Female Gunner pink or orange hair, then spent another few hours running around in a circle shooting things. It’s not a bad game, just not for me. The game does feature fairly functional plug & play controller support, but it’s really going to slow you down, which sucks if you’re a controller guy like myself.

FUN FACTOR

πŸ”³ Gran Turismo Racing Sim Levels Of “Fun” 

☑️ Playing A NES Game On Your Smartphone Levels Of Fun

πŸ”³ Dead By Daylight With Busch Ice Levels Of Fun

πŸ”³ Halo Lan Party Levels Of Fun

πŸ”³ Sleepover With N64 Levels Of Fun

DIFFICULTY

☑️ Kirby’s Dream Land

πŸ”³ Any Mega Man Game, Even Using Save States

πŸ”³ Dark Souls II Solo

πŸ”³ Battletoads

πŸ”³ Staying Awake Through A Full Episode Of WWE Raw

POWER LEVEL REQUIREMENTS

πŸ”³ Russet Potato With A Triple A Battery Plugged In

πŸ”³ Sweet Potato With A Car Battery Plugged In

☑️ The Computer Joe Rogan Played Quake On In The 90’s

πŸ”³ A Computer That Has More Than 4 LED RGB Fans

πŸ”³ Batman’s Computer In The Batcave

REGULAR PRICE

☑️ Zero Dimes

πŸ”³ $1 - $2

πŸ”³ $3 - $5

πŸ”³ $6 - $20

πŸ”³ You’re Okay With Ordering Papa John’s Over Little Caesars On The Reg

PLUG & PLAY CONTROLLER SUPPORT

☑️ Yes 

πŸ”³ No