Sunday, April 24, 2022

Lost Ark


 Lost Ark

I spent about an hour deciding if I wanted to give my waif…err….my Female Gunner pink or orange hair, then spent another few hours running around in a circle shooting things. It’s not a bad game, just not for me. The game does feature fairly functional plug & play controller support, but it’s really going to slow you down, which sucks if you’re a controller guy like myself.

FUN FACTOR

🔳 Gran Turismo Racing Sim Levels Of “Fun” 

☑️ Playing A NES Game On Your Smartphone Levels Of Fun

🔳 Dead By Daylight With Busch Ice Levels Of Fun

🔳 Halo Lan Party Levels Of Fun

🔳 Sleepover With N64 Levels Of Fun

DIFFICULTY

☑️ Kirby’s Dream Land

🔳 Any Mega Man Game, Even Using Save States

🔳 Dark Souls II Solo

🔳 Battletoads

🔳 Staying Awake Through A Full Episode Of WWE Raw

POWER LEVEL REQUIREMENTS

🔳 Russet Potato With A Triple A Battery Plugged In

🔳 Sweet Potato With A Car Battery Plugged In

☑️ The Computer Joe Rogan Played Quake On In The 90’s

🔳 A Computer That Has More Than 4 LED RGB Fans

🔳 Batman’s Computer In The Batcave

REGULAR PRICE

☑️ Zero Dimes

🔳 $1 - $2

🔳 $3 - $5

🔳 $6 - $20

🔳 You’re Okay With Ordering Papa John’s Over Little Caesars On The Reg

PLUG & PLAY CONTROLLER SUPPORT

☑️ Yes 

🔳 No