Friday, May 6, 2022

Ultimate Fishing Simulator

 



MAXIMUM IMMERSION MODE


-Crack open a window at night during the dead of summer, turn on Ultimate Fishing Simulator, put in your earbuds, crack open an ice cold Victory Golden Monkey beer, and put on Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson.


ALTERNATE MAXIMUM IMMERSION MODE


-Buy the Japan DLC, crack open a window at night during the dead of summer, turn on Ultimate Fishing Simulator, put in your earbuds, crack open an ice cold Asahi Super Dry beer, and put on the Castlevania Symphony of the Night soundtrack. 


PROS


-YOU CAN FISH, unlike that time your friend’s Dad took his son and you on a deep sea fishing trip in Destin Florida, you won’t be throwing up into a bucket for hours until you return to the shore.


-Controller support is available and easy to use. 


CONS


-It’s a little demanding on your PC, I had to set mine to potato just to make it look like I was Link fishing in Ocarina of Time. The main reason I bought this game was for the immersion, so having to nerf the graphics to speed up the game didn’t have me doing backflips. 


-There are zero mermaids to date.