Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Resident Evil Remaster Mods

 

Resident Evil Remaster Mods

100% Clear Save + Rocket Launcher With Infinite Ammo


Download:


https://www.nexusmods.com/residentevilbiohazardhdremaster/mods/56


Installation:


-Open C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\userdata


-Drag the “304240 Folder” into the “userdata Folder”.


Skip Opening Doors


Download:


https://github.com/FluffyQuack/rehd-nodoors/releases


Installation:


-Run “rehd-nodoors.exe” 


-Can be run before or after starting the game, mod is deactivated when you exit the game.


Play As Jill Valentine In A Yoga Outfit


Download:


https://www.nexusmods.com/residentevilbiohazardhdremaster/mods/15


Installation:


-Original files: open “nativePC Folder” > open “arc Folder” > open “pl Folder”


-Make a backup copy of the original “pl Folder”


-Newly downloaded files: open “nativePC Folder” > open “arc Folder” > open “pl Folder” and drag “ep0b.arc” and “pl0b.arc” into the original “pl Folder”


-Select Jill Valentine’s Resident Evil 3 outfit (needs to be unlocked).

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Garfield Kart Furious Racing

 
 

Garfield Kart Furious Racing can only be described as a masterpiece, Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa looks like a child’s drawing compared to this flawless diamond. The Earth is around 4.5 billion years old, and we have been blessed enough to live in a time of Garfield Kart Furious Racing. I’ve been looking for an excuse to upgrade my GPU to a NVIDIA RTX A6000 and I am going to have to now, playing with anything less powerful would take away from the experience and be disrespectful.


This game will ruin all other video games for you, and possibly ruin women for you too, foods won’t taste as they once did after playing this game. You’ll soon realize all of the things you once desired will all start to seem meaningless after playing Garfield Kart Furious Racing, and it’s all worth it.


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Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Rise Of The Tomb Raider Mods

 

 

Play As Angelina Jolie


Download:


https://www.nexusmods.com/riseofthetombraider/mods/53


https://www.nexusmods.com/riseofthetombraider/mods/20


Installation: 


-Run Build 813


-Drag the “Tools Folder” and “InstallMod.bat” into the game’s directory.


-Drag “Angelina Jolie Folder” into “InstallMod.bat”.


-Delete every “.log” file.


-Verify the game files on Steam.


-Game must be played from the start, or using a save file with Build 813.


-Only works on Steam version, does not work on the Epic Games Store version. 


Outfits: 


Desert Tank Top - Black Shirt and Black Shorts


Expedition Jacket - Siberia Outfit


Gray Henley - Siberia Outfit (No Coat)


Remnant Jacket - Black Shirt and Black Shorts


Antarctica - Black Bikini

 

Tomb Raider 2013 Mods


 Tomb Raider 2013 Mods

Play As Anniversary Edition Lara Croft


Download:


https://www.nexusmods.com/tombraider2013/mods/20


https://store.steampowered.com/app/208807/Tomb_Raider_Aviatrix_Skin/


Installation: 


-Aviatrix Skin is required.


-Make a backup of the old "patch.000.tiger" to play as regular Lara Croft again.


-Drag the newly downloaded "patch.000.tiger" into the game’s directory to replace the old "patch.000.tiger".


Play As Lara Croft With Classic Outfit


Download:


https://www.nexusmods.com/tombraider2013/mods/23


https://store.steampowered.com/app/208807/Tomb_Raider_Aviatrix_Skin/


Installation:


-Aviatrix Skin is required.


-Make a backup of the old "patch.000.tiger" to play as regular Lara Croft again.


-Drag the newly downloaded "patch.000.tiger" into the game’s directory to replace the old "patch.000.tiger".


Play As Birthday Suit Lara Croft


Download:


https://www.nexusmods.com/tombraider2013/mods/54


Default - With Holster


Aviatrix - Without Holster 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/208807/Tomb_Raider_Aviatrix_Skin/


Hunter - Never Dirty

https://store.steampowered.com/app/208806/Tomb_Raider_Hunter_Skin/


Installation: 


-Run Build 743


-Make a backup of the old "patch.000.tiger" to play as regular Lara Croft again.


-Drag the newly downloaded "patch.000.tiger" into the game’s directory to replace the old "patch.000.tiger".

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Rise Of The Tomb Raider


 

PROS


-It’s still Tomb Raider.


While not as good as Tomb Raider (2013), the meat and potatoes of the new Tomb Raider games/Uncharted games is still there, and I eat that kind of gameplay up, so if you liked the game before it, then it’s worth picking up on deep discount.


CONS


-Too much running around and pressing X. 


Crates, treasures, ammo, fallen enemies, and dead animals litter the levels and you have to scavenge them constantly, this really brings the action to a screeching halt. They really should just give Lara more ammo to carry and have one or two big ammo boxes per area, the treasures are fun to look for, so those can stay too, but get rid of everything else. 


-Too much crafting. 


The game thinks it’s Minecraft or something, on top of always having to pick up items, you now have to craft certain items to use them, this even happens during combat….and it isn’t one of those “fun tense” moments when it happens, but rather a “fuck really….you’re really making me do this” kind of moments.


-Lara’s face. 


I didn’t have any big issue with Lara’s more human face in Tomb Raider (2013), I mean she can’t look like a PlayStation 1 cartoon forever, but they seemed to have nerfed her face a bit in this game. If you look at screenshots from Tomb Raider (2013), Rise of the Tomb Raider, and Shadow of the Tomb Raider, she takes a slight whack with the ugly stick in each game.


-The Story (MILD SPOILERS).


Same as the game before it, Lara has daddy issues………and something with some weird woods folk you run into, there is another girl like Lara but she has red hair something?


QUALITY OF LIFE IMPROVEMENTS


-Mods.


Before you begin your playthrough, install the Angelina Jolie mod.

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude

 


PROS


-This game is hilarious, I can’t recommend it enough.


CONS


-The mini games.


BEST LOADING SCREEN GIRLS


Analisa > Harriet > Tilly > Morgan > Charlotte > Luba  > Beatrice  >Ione > Sally Mae  > Suzi  > Zanna > Barbara Jo > Uma > Koko > Bilzarbra


QUALITY OF LIFE IMPROVEMENTS


-Browse Local Files:

Click on ConfigUtil.exe


-Graphics Settings:

Set Game Display Resolution to 1920 x 1080


-Controls Settings:

Left (yaw) - Right Thumbstick Left

Right (yaw) - Right Thumbstick Right

Zoom In - D-pad Up

Zoom Out - D-pad Down

Activate - A

Examine - Y

Pose/Back - B

Alt Action - X

Use Item/Black Book - Menu

Show HUD - LB

Hot Spots - RB

Photo Mode - Toggle Right Thumbstick

First Person View - Toggle Left Thumbstick

Previous Selection - D-pad Left

Next Selection - D-pad Right


-In Game Controller Options:

Invert X-Axis - ON


Saturday, May 14, 2022

Tomb Raider 2013

 

Tomb Raider 2013

I remember playing this game on the PS3 almost a decade ago and enjoying it. I am glad that I decided to revisit it, because it still holds up. Tomb Raider (2013) is the modern update on the Tomb Raider series which looks and feels a lot like the Uncharted series, which funny enough took inspiration from the original Tomb Raider games, if you remember when Uncharted first came out, some people would refer to it as Dude Raider lel. 


Lara is a very likable protagonist, and I feel like some of that comes from her willingness to fight. She is always getting her ass kicked, yet never stops fighting. When Lara is defeated it is usually followed by a very gruesome death scene, which I think suits how her character would go out, someone that tough could only be defeated by a spike impaling her while falling down a waterfall.


I am mostly pleased with the modern look of Lara Croft, but the nerfing of her fun bags isn’t true to the source material, are the developers implying that busty women can’t be heroic? They should have just done a full body scan of 2013 Kat Dennings and called it a day. Then again I should just be glad this game was released in 2013 and not in 2022, there is no telling what kind of potato head mess they’d try to present as Lara if the series was rebooted now instead of a few years ago. 


I don’t have any big complaints about this game other than that sometimes the quick time events get to be a bit much, so if you like action games then it’s worth picking up on sale. 


Thursday, May 12, 2022

The Convenience Store | 夜勤事件

 
 

SPOOPY

🔳 Yes

☑️ No


COMFY

☑️ Yes

🔳 No


LENGTH

☑️ The time it takes to finish a cup of coffee.

🔳 One hour or more.


PLUG & PLAY CONTROLLER SUPPORT

🔳 Yes

☑️ No


OVERALL THOUGHTS

The walking from your apartment to your 3rd shift convenience store job, and then completing mundane tasks has a very comfy feel to it. I had some old sea hag yell at me for no reason, so even the customer service element is very realistic. It also looks like the inside of a Japanese convenience store, complete with girly magazines and a knock off Asahi beer! Sadly despite the little bit of coziness, this game offers very little in both play time and in scares. I am not saying you won’t get something out of this game, just don’t expect much.

 

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Clash Of The Monsters

 

 

GREATEST WORLD EVENTS OF THE LAST 150 YEARS


1879


-Thomas Edison invents the light bulb. 


2004


-John Cena wins his first United States Championship.


2016


-Clash of the Monsters debuts on Steam.

 

The Batman (2022)

 

The Batman (2022)

 

The Batman (2022) 🥞🥞 out of 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞


🥞🥞 YESH - A bad time, but has a sliver of entertainment.


PROS


-This is one of the most visually pleasing movies I have ever seen, almost every camera shot was pleasing to the eye. Whichever person or persons was in charge of making all of that magic come together, please give them many more movies to make. If you were to watch this movie on mute, you’d think it was a fucking masterpiece!


-The Batsuit looked really slick and functional, as much as I love the 1989 Tim Burton Batsuit, Batman literally could not move his head in that rubber contraption. 


-The Batmobile has a unique look for the film, it resembles a old school muscle car over the more modern tank Batmobiles.


CONS


-Political agenda being pushed halfway through the movie really snapped me back into reality and took me out of the movie, it was pretty impossible to enjoy the second half after that.


-Pacing is too slow, this 3 hour movie could have easily been wrapped up in 2 hours.


-Story is uninteresting. 


THE CAST


TWINKLE VAMPIRE

I wasn’t a big fan of his emo Bruce Wayne, but he looked good in the Batsuit, although you could put any dork in a Batsuit and he’d look 10 times cooler.


LIEUTENANT LANDO GORDON

I was really happy to see Billy Dee Williams return to the Batman franchise to play Commissioner Gordan. Fun fact, this same actor played Harvey Dent in the Tim Burton Batman movies. 


LENNY KRAVITZ’S 2X4 

I was all on board for this Catwoman in the trailer since in the face she seemed to look the part. Unfortunately around the 1 hour and 40 minute mark of the film, she breaks all immersion from the film by pushing a forced political agenda. There was no need for added nonsense in the film and it left me with a very gross feeling inside for the remaining 1 hour and 20 minutes.


THE REDDITOR

A cool take on The Riddler, and it’s been ages since The Ridder has got any love in the film franchise. 


COLIN FARRELL IN A FAT SUIT

Colin was an awesome Penguin, and the best character. One of my favorite scenes which happens in the first part of the film, when I still had hope, was a car chase scene between The Penguin and Batman. 


CARMINE FALCONE

The based foot chad butler from Mr. Deeds is a main villain lmao, you’re underestimating the sneakiness sir. 


ALFRED PENNYWORTH 

Alfred is in this movie in some capacity. 


Death Adder’s 🥞 to 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 Ranking System


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GOD TIER - A masterpiece of entertainment.


🥞🥞🥞🥞

PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD - It’s pretty good.


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BASIC B*TCH - Enjoyable, but nothing to write home about.


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YESH - A bad time, but has a sliver of entertainment.


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HOT BROWN RAIN - Avoid at all costs.