The Batman (2022)
The Batman (2022) 🥞🥞 out of 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
🥞🥞 YESH - A bad time, but has a sliver of entertainment.
PROS
-This is one of the most visually pleasing movies I have ever seen, almost every camera shot was pleasing to the eye. Whichever person or persons was in charge of making all of that magic come together, please give them many more movies to make. If you were to watch this movie on mute, you’d think it was a fucking masterpiece!
-The Batsuit looked really slick and functional, as much as I love the 1989 Tim Burton Batsuit, Batman literally could not move his head in that rubber contraption.
-The Batmobile has a unique look for the film, it resembles a old school muscle car over the more modern tank Batmobiles.
CONS
-Political agenda being pushed halfway through the movie really snapped me back into reality and took me out of the movie, it was pretty impossible to enjoy the second half after that.
-Pacing is too slow, this 3 hour movie could have easily been wrapped up in 2 hours.
-Story is uninteresting.
THE CAST
TWINKLE VAMPIRE
I wasn’t a big fan of his emo Bruce Wayne, but he looked good in the Batsuit, although you could put any dork in a Batsuit and he’d look 10 times cooler.
LIEUTENANT LANDO GORDON
I was really happy to see Billy Dee Williams return to the Batman franchise to play Commissioner Gordan. Fun fact, this same actor played Harvey Dent in the Tim Burton Batman movies.
LENNY KRAVITZ’S 2X4
I was all on board for this Catwoman in the trailer since in the face she seemed to look the part. Unfortunately around the 1 hour and 40 minute mark of the film, she breaks all immersion from the film by pushing a forced political agenda. There was no need for added nonsense in the film and it left me with a very gross feeling inside for the remaining 1 hour and 20 minutes.
THE REDDITOR
A cool take on The Riddler, and it’s been ages since The Ridder has got any love in the film franchise.
COLIN FARRELL IN A FAT SUIT
Colin was an awesome Penguin, and the best character. One of my favorite scenes which happens in the first part of the film, when I still had hope, was a car chase scene between The Penguin and Batman.
CARMINE FALCONE
The based foot chad butler from Mr. Deeds is a main villain lmao, you’re underestimating the sneakiness sir.
ALFRED PENNYWORTH
Alfred is in this movie in some capacity.
Death Adder’s 🥞 to 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 Ranking System
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GOD TIER - A masterpiece of entertainment.
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PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD - It’s pretty good.
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BASIC B*TCH - Enjoyable, but nothing to write home about.
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YESH - A bad time, but has a sliver of entertainment.
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HOT BROWN RAIN - Avoid at all costs.