Friday, January 7, 2022

Being A ∆IK - Season 1

 

 
 

I like red heads 5/5


THE VERIFIED BEING A DIK OWNER


-Bought the game because he thought the red head was attractive.


-Spent money to help support GOG and the game developer DrPinkCake.


-Enjoyed the game and then moved on to enjoy another video game.


VS


THE NON VERIFIED BEING A DIK OWNER


-Owns every single Leisure Suit Larry game, but won’t play this game which is literally Leisure Suit Larry with modern graphics, because OH HECKIN NO, MUH MORALS all of a sudden.


-Instead spends money on the latest Funko Popperino and Monster Energy Zero Ultra.


-Hasn’t enjoyed a video game in years.