Sunday, June 11, 2023

Apewar

 

This game is the GoldenEye 007 killer! 


Before Apewar I used to drink Bud Light and listen to Taylor Swift, now I drink Four Loko and fuck Taylor Swift. Seriously, I met Taylor Swift through the Apewar servers, she is now pregnant with our triplets due on March 11, 2024. We made love for 7 hours on top of the American flag laid out on the beach.


The only flaw in this masterpiece is that the controller setting doesn’t seem to work at the moment, so you’ll need to use JoyToKey, here is my setup, adjust accordingly. 


Stick 1 Left: A - Move Left

Stick 1 Right: D - Move Right

Stick 1 Up: W - Move Forward

Stick 1 Down: S - Move Backward


Stick 2 Left: Mouse Left (100) - Look Left

Stick 2 Right: Mouse Right (100) - Look Right

Stick 2 Up: Mouse Up (100) - Look Up

Stick 2 Down: Mouse Down (100) - Look Down


POV Up: 1 - Weapon 1

POV Right: 2 - Weapon 2

POV Down: 3 - Weapon 3

POV Left: 4 - Weapon 4


Button 1: Space - Jump

Button 2: R - Reload

Button 3: F - Enter Vehicle

Button 4: P - Change View

Button 7: Escape

Button 8: Enter

Button 9: Shift - Run

Button 10: C - Crouch 

Button 11: R-Click - Aim

Button 12: L-Click - Fire