Thursday, January 12, 2023

Roller Champions

 

Start game up and go to make a character, there is no male or female option, so your character’s body type just looks like a laundry basket full of dirty clothes LMAO.


Do a tutorial with a “wacky and zany” announcer guy letting me know just how terrible the controls are going to be.


Start up an actual match, and am instantly presented with a screen telling me all sorts of stuff about sexuality. Isn’t this a game geared towards children, why is it mentioning sexuality?


Get into a match, it’s literally all CPU opponents other than me, the game is dead. I play for about 3 miserable minutes, and I keep thinking about the lecture telling me I am a bad person before the game even started.


It is a trash game full of agenda’s and micro transactions. 


Just play Tony Hawk’s Underground for the Nintendo Gamecube instead, it is an actual video game.