This type of game is a little bit out of my normal nerd wheelhouse, but I really liked the art style, so I stuck with it. It’s simple, relaxing, and nice to look at. I recommend it.
Saturday, January 14, 2023
Lost In Malul
I started out liking the game initially, but there are just too many Twitch references, and I hate that website. Twitch is run by a bunch of neck beards who are so busy drinking fart bubble filled gamer girl bath water, and randomly banning people for no reason, that they have become the most soulless platform going today. Also, the combat feels more tiresome than fun, and no controller support for a 2D beat em’ up lmaoooo, bro really?
Friday, January 13, 2023
Leap Of Faith
As a bit of a connoisseur of the WEG genre over the past year, I have to say this game is very overrated. The story is all over the place and none of it is interesting, and it was a massive chore to finish. These type of games either need a decent story or a decent amount of humor, and this had neither. I’d recommend playing Acting Lessons, Being a DIK, College Bound, or FreshWomen over this.
Best Girl: I didn’t really like any of them personality wise, and the best looking girl is actually the MC’s sister lmaooooo, so I guess I’d go with Kira.
KIRA works at Mickey D’s and could hook me up unlimited Sweet N’ Sour sauce packs, and she’d always come home smelling like french fries.
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Thursday, January 12, 2023
Roller Champions
Start game up and go to make a character, there is no male or female option, so your character’s body type just looks like a laundry basket full of dirty clothes LMAO.
Do a tutorial with a “wacky and zany” announcer guy letting me know just how terrible the controls are going to be.
Start up an actual match, and am instantly presented with a screen telling me all sorts of stuff about sexuality. Isn’t this a game geared towards children, why is it mentioning sexuality?
Get into a match, it’s literally all CPU opponents other than me, the game is dead. I play for about 3 miserable minutes, and I keep thinking about the lecture telling me I am a bad person before the game even started.
It is a trash game full of agenda’s and micro transactions.
Just play Tony Hawk’s Underground for the Nintendo Gamecube instead, it is an actual video game.
Monday, January 9, 2023
The Greatest Games
Alien VS Predator (Arcade), Banjo-Kazooie, Battle Arena Toshinden, Bomberman 64, Bully Scholarship Edition, Burnout 3: Takedown, Burnout Revenge, Captain Commando, Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night, Chrono Trigger, Combat, Command And Conquer: Red Alert, Cruis’n USA, Dead By Daylight 2.3.3, Ducktales, Duke Nukem 64, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Eternal Champions, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Fight Angels Special Edition, Final Fantasy 1, Friday The 13th: The Video Game, Gauntlet Legends, General Chaos, Golden Axe, GoldenEye 007, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Halo 1, Halo 2, Haunting Starring Polterguy, Hydro Thunder, Killer Instinct Gold, Killer Instinct (2013), Kirby’s Dream Course, Mario Kart 64, Mega Man Anniversary Collection, Mass Effect 1, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat II, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat X, Ms. Pac-Man, Mutant League Hockey, NBA Jam, Paperboy, Persona 4 Golden, Postal 2, Primal Rage, Pro Wrestling (NES), Rampage, Road And Track Presents: The Need For Speed, Road Rash II, Road Rash (PS1), RoboCop Versus The Terminator, Rocket League, San Francisco Rush: Extreme Racing, Silent Hill 2, Silent Hill 3, SimCity (SNES), The Sims 4, Sinistar, Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Sonic The Hedgehog 3, Sonic & Knuckles, Sonic Spinball, Spider-Man (Dreamcast), Spider-Man 2 (XBOX), Spy Hunter, Super Street Fighter II, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, Streets Of Rage 2, Streets Of Rage 4, Sunset Riders, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario 64, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters (NES), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project, Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell, Twisted Metal, Twisted Metal 2, Uncharted 2, WCW/nWo Revenge, WCW World Championship Wrestling (NES), Wrath Unleashed, WWF No Mercy, WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game, X-Men (Arcade), X-Men (Genesis), Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Steam Profile Comments 2022
Spicy Ramen Nudes (/id/SpicyRamenNudes) March 24, 2022
“ur DC maked me sadge :(“
mynameisBlade (/profiles/76561198001512376) March 25, 2022
“yay a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer”
Gl1tchs Boyfriend (/id/MoriMeTrickster) March 26, 2022
“-rep tunneled hardcore all game”
Testtickels (/id/testtickels) March 26, 2022
“-REP SAD CAMPING TUNNELING POS AS WRAITH LMFAO GET REPORTED”
Kore (/profiles/76561198239427626) March 28, 2022
“-rep heckin cringe as ♥♥♥ with his salty camping lol cant even get a challenge or whatever done without camping because the games too hard
Kore (/profiles/76561198239427626) March 28, 2022
“Except I wasn’t “crying” because I lost. I’m calling you out for camping because you’re obviously bad at the game.
starberri (/profiles/76561198105383354) March 30, 2022
“- rep camped me but I didnt lost points he did ROFL wat a loser”
NEvEE (/id/Swagsgee) April 2, 2022
“+rep professional hillbilly”
The_SkisTTV (/profiles/76561199061274395) April 2, 2022
“camped and hit survivors on hook. dude is a joke”
trunks (/id/camazotz041) April 3, 2022
“-rep camped me and play doc horrible”
otakuhaze (/id/otakuhaze) April 3, 2022
“-rep camped and hit on hook”
BOT Yastrzhembsky (/profiles/76561198397672179) April 4, 2022
“+rep skilled doctor he clapped me so hard on shack and main building soooper fun and an outstanding player”
Forever Dropper (/id/milanbrajo) April 4, 2022
“-rep cries in postgame lobby when all 4 survivors say gg.. Weird flex”
vaultsplicer (/profiles/76561198155733339) April 4, 2022
“-rep. Face camps and toxic in end game chat”
I Am The Danger (/id/Eat_it_Kid) Apri 5, 2022
“-rep facecamps as NOED Doctor(He’s ♥♥♥♥ and no fun to play against because he sucks :/)
nova (/profiles/76561199118685631) April 6, 2022
“-rep facecamped my new friend for no reason, major weirdo. Duck his lobbies.”
Prvt. Donut (/id/FallenWyvern) April 6, 2022
“All these flavours and he still chooses salty. How does someone put 200 hours into dbd and still end up so trash? –rep”
RageofAeons (/profiles/76561198018524765) April 6, 2022
“-rep face camped and beat on one of my teammates most of hte game. Then tried to get a rise out of her by referring to her as an IT in game. Garbage toxic player, 0/10 would not play with again”
Aoreka.ttv (/id/Aoreka) April 6, 2022
“+Rep spanked me with spiked dildo doctor rod”
Daniel Santos (/profiles/76561198190614986) April 9, 2022
The new Lego Star Wars game goes through each and every movie, not just the sequel trilogy, game is pretty good!
Mooshu (/profiles/76561198442715156) April 10, 2022
“And youre made and youre mad”
vsmol (/id/VsmolGamer) April 15, 2022
“Sorry bucko but I am in face a female :>”
Vhyb (/id/Vhyb) August 6, 2022
“Lil bro tunneled and face camped for 0 kills”
awesome sauce (/profiles/76561198882384795) August 6, 2022
“Hit me on hook for my charms LMAO what a baby”
chunkeymonkey2198 (/profiles/76561198218054247) August 7, 2022
“he threw every pallet on the map for no reason and then he followed me around making noise to get me caught”
chunkeymonkey2198 (/profiles/76561198218054247) August 7, 2022
“literally ruined the game i waited 15 mins in que for. Probably some sad lonely loser”
gymbeaux (/profiles/76561198035818522) August 7, 2022
“-rep very much not a friend of the library”
Conuhur (/profiles/76561198054621125) August 7, 2022
“-rep thew every pallet in the game, leave match INSTANTLY if you see them”
Pho3nix (/profiles/76561198282296489) August 8, 2022
“-rep Gets us all killed because of a stupid question 1 of us answered”
FnTeezy (/id/FnTeezy) August 9, 2022
“These comments did not disappoint, and Meg got what she deserved.”
Pip (/id/pippycrew) August 9, 2022
“Just tunnels and facecamps as billy :c from the other comments i’m guessing he has a history of being a toxic player so i’d dodge if you see him”
Cluelessdavid (/id/rustyu) August 9, 2022
“-rep throwing and sandbagging as a survivor. avoid if you can”
DopeMonke (/id/dopemonkey00) August 10, 2022
“baby billy lol”
Seinfeld Dakimakura (/id/HugeFuckingWeeaboo) August 10, 2022
“-rep , unfortunate person to have the misfortune of meeting”
Based Shrigma (/profiles/76561198065715247) August 10, 2022
“-rep moron dropped every pallet nowhere near me as killer to troll her team but thanks for the 4k loser”
pyramid head’s biggest simp (/profiles/76561198050039609) August 10, 2022
“My ancestor smile upon me meghead can you say the same”
Moonie (/profiles/76561198172585717) August 13, 2022
“+rep funky billy stayed by my hook to keep me company <3 good luck in your games! ^v^”
OGLaydee (/id/OGLaydee) August 13, 2022
“-REP This person camped and hit everyone on the hook with NOED and in game chat says easy 4K, this game is boring. If the game is so boring hun WHY DO YOU PLAY THE GAME? You have no skills at all…. Please go to another game and NO NOT TALK ABOUT MY CHILD ON MY PROFILE! WHO RAISED YOU?!
punish me, daddy <3 (/profiles/76561199111743700) August 14, 2022
“he said I don’t have a dad, which is true, but this man has a potato covering his face (I wonder why) plays dating sims, and for sure gets no puss …. That’s all (:”
TTV Stovare (/profiles/76561199188857668) August 14, 2022
“-rep drops all pallets and just hides”
Wolfehh (/id/Wolfehh) August 14, 2022
“mans commented on my profile that I cry in end game chat bc he couldn’t handle getting roasted not putting rep because I have a life”
Isaac (/profiles/76561198940010183) August 16, 2022
Camps cause bad
Trooper2024 (/profiles/76561198421713226) August 17, 2022
“-rep throws games pronouns should be use and less”
mazime (/id/mazime) August 17, 2022
“-rep sandbagged, threw all pallets and hid, never healed, caused the team to lose single handily with a baby killer”
Unjust Life (/id/wintertown) August 18, 2022
“ALWAYS IN MY LOBBIES”
Emivanto (/id/Emivanto) August 18, 2022
“please get a different hobby”
ennui (/id/flistered) August 20, 2022
“lol what a loser”
noob (/profiles/76561199050486166) August 20, 2022
“Imagine going through the whole map, wasting god pallets, killing your team and not expect to get griefed lol”
noob (/profiles/76561199050486166) August 20, 2022
“I love how you commented on my profile btw xD Thanks but you deserved it”
vladspellbinder (/id/vladspellbinder) August 20, 2022
“I hope life gets better for you.”
vladspellbinder (/id/vladspellbinder) August 20, 2022
“I really hope you can get to a place in life where you can get your enjoyment without depraving others of theirs. The manner in which you play Killer is a heavy part of that is wrong with the Killer community in Dead by Daylight and is part of why the Survivor side is so toxic. It is a vicious cycle and you are keeping it going. Break the cycle by not being toxic yourself.”
Hesdin (/profiles/76561198322857216) August 21, 2022
“+rep, hit me on hook bc i looped him for five gens even though he could have left me at any time”
Bant Bitterwood (/id/Bant_Bitterwood) August 22, 2022
“this guy still camps every game, and still cant win doing so… its sad:(“
Bant Bitterwood (/id/Bant_Bitterwood) August 22, 2022
“I seem like boring person??? U have camped for over a year and still cant win… whos boring moron?”
Boomacorn (/id/boomacorn) August 23, 2022
+/- Meh. Cringe for saying TTV is “dangerously cringe”. Get a life weirdo.”
Boomacorn (/id/boomacorn) August 23, 2022
“Why are you so mad? If I’m not streaking I take TTV out. My mom doesn’t even own a PC ar we 5 again going back to “You’re mom” jokes? Smh. So weird dude”
Reign (/id/OutlawMercied) August 29, 2022
“-rep hardcore facecamps and hits on hook.”
cHomielicious (/profiles/76561199055707392) August 29, 2022
“- not a real person, programmed AI”
dubmeister (/id/morontheseal) August 31, 2022
“-rep what a sad poor soul”
Saborlas (/id/saborlas) September 2, 2022
“- ew a facecamper with no skill who needs to go back to Kirby games because they’re more his speed”
stop calling me hot (/id/DropsyVA) September 3, 2022
“+rep absolute cutie sorry for your bad teammates”
ilyFangs TTV (/id/attractions) September 4, 2022
“-rep face camper bro looped the ♥♥♥♥ outta him and bro got PEAVEDDD MALDD BRO MALDDD shtinky”
Pyramid Head’s Wife September (/id/Reijniana) September 5, 2022
“malding”
Hex: Roomba (/id/jakethegreat314) September 25, 2022
“Takes pride in trying to make games less fun (facecamping, hitting on hook, the whole nine yards and is immature enough to mock people for it. Likely trying to compensate for something. I had fun though.”
Boodog (/id/Boodog) September 28, 2022
“bozo”
N8theGr8 (/profiles/76561198413073845) September 28, 2022
“You ever meet someone who has so little love or control in their real life they try to make everyone else as miserable as possible where they can? This man is the definition of Clown. When you look up the word bozo, facecaper, and toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the dictionary it references this name by name. Truly pathetic and you can tell just by how shamelessly he has multiple porn games and posts other people ♥♥♥♥ talking him that deep down he just craves the attention.”
Nightwing #1 fan (/profiles/76561198979360187) September 29, 2022
“Franklins, lightborn, and hits on hook and shakes head after getting ran like a dog and face camps in basements. loser fr”
Touch A Band My Boi (/profiles/76561199065247765) September 29, 2022
“Bro embodies a scum killer. Plays the game just to make people mad and ruin their game. He is very cool and inspirational to all killers.
Dying4Rifts~ (/id/ClipKiller) September 29, 2022
“lmfao toxic af just cuz he mad he face camped with slug , using no ed and bbq lmaoo im dead”
Legion (/profiles/76561198354163124) October 2, 2022
“kid says “you all were cringe and not that good” as he facecampesas bubba for a 2k lmao”
The Argus (/profiles/76561198272080182) October 2, 2022
“can’t collect more than 1k with bubba face camping. lmao”
Niche (/id/canichefutbol) October 2, 2022
“-rep afk the whole time. Boring”
Spicy_Pacifist (/profiles/76561198065115105) October 4, 2022
“-rep toxic the entire game, then gloated about winning when all they did was play like a jerk”
Niche October (/id/canichefutbol)) 6, 2022
“-rep camper, tunneler”
CLAUDETTEINALLCAPS (/id/claudetteinallcaps) October 6, 2022
“+rep funny bubba”
jmmy (/id/JuicerJimmyCashSwag) October 6, 2022
“got farted on real hard”
HeyZelly_Girl (/profiles/76561198072986107) October 11, 2022
“<3 That was something else, Deathy! :) Can’t wait to play again!”
Testtickels (/id/testtickels) October 12, 2022
“-rep make sure u keep all your comments sad pod ,. Imagine talking your ♥♥♥♥♥ in chat and then DC first all because you got caught up from ghostie ! lmfaoooooo def reported this sad pos”
CashMoneyBunny (/id/CashMoneyBunny) October 16, 2022
“you have no skill tunneling people in DBD and camping them, you gotta have an illness or something if you dislike having fun”
Eddie listening to Tommy Lefroy (/id/iHolly95) November 6, 2022
“-rep threw the game, screwing over their surv team”
Susie’s Teedy Bear (/profiles/76561199177745090) November 11, 2022
“Dawg said “based” like he did anything as a billy lol, mans can’t even play a game with honor lmao”
Paid Actor (/profiles/76561198292057025) November 11, 2022
“zzzzzzzz”
dubmeister (/id/morontheseal) November 13, 2022
“-rep face camping player”
Serboss (/profiles/76561198056646130) December 4, 2022
“-rep toxic killer get a life and start playing some more FreshWomen xD acne nerd”
StatTrak Glizzy (/id/SpookedShitless) December 13, 2022
JULIA is the gamer gurl who marked out for me owning a Nintendo 64, and the fastest way into my heart is for someone to show the N64 the respect it deserves.
No0by (/profiles/76561199214160767) December 15, 2022
“really, he has franklins, help me, really tunnel me, okay buddy, didnt have to do that, already dead, just had to tunnel, i didnt know we were able to tunnel i should have known” (weirdo kid sperging out for no reason in a friendly DbD 2.3.3 KYF game group chat)
how (/id/howdoicounttoten) December 17, 2022
“hey man dont wanna come across as hostile, but i was looking over your profile and i couldnt help but ask if you have ever had sexual intercourse? (irl)
Etsir57 (/profiles/76561199134808926) December 22, 2022
EMILY is the girl who has a big puffy head like that broad from The Hunger Games, she is a good neighbor.
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