I honestly can’t ever remember taking a shower with the old man, not to say that it never happened. But I do remember walking in on him draining the old sea monster once, it looked like he was holding 2 12oz cans of Pepsi-Cola stacked up on top of each other. Did my Dad live near a nuclear power plant growing up? Why the good lord only saw it fit to give me one of those the size of a Tic Tac I’ll never know. Memes aside, the gameplay is actually pretty fun, at least until you run face first into the wrong Dad.
