Mortal Kombat Trilogy

Mortal Kombat Trilogy 

Kooler Than Your 500 Dollar Sunglasses 5/5

PROS

-It’s Mortal Kombat Trilogy DRM free.

-Multiplayer is available via TCP/IP LAN (better than nothing I guess).

-Kontroller support is plug and play, at least with my XBOX Series X kontroller on Windows 11.

-Features Outworld mega babe Queen Sindel.

CONS

-Even on the easiest setting, if you plan on beating the CPU you better pack a lunch.

-Jade is still a super saiyan unless you get her as your 1st or 2nd opponent. 

MKT VS MK1 MK2 MK3 ON GOG

If you have MKT are the DOS versions of MK1 MK2 MK3 still worth getting? I’d say yes, if anything for MK1 and MK2, since they are both great ports and play very differently from MKT. MKT is ready to go once it is installed, while MK1 MK2 MK3 you will need to spend a few minutes tweaking the game files and setting up a JoyToKey configuration for the best gaming experience. As for MK3, once you have MKT you can throw MK3 right into the trash.

OVERALL THOUGHTS

I can’t recommend this game enough, add me if you want to play a few matches, I am not very good, so you’ll probably get a double flawless victory every time. 

 

RetroArch

 

RetroArch

 

 

BASED LEVEL

☑️The Sun Exploding And Engulfing The Earth Based

🔳Nuclear Levels Of Based

🔳Dangerously Based

🔳Out Of This Stratosphere Based

🔳Insanely Based

🔳Ridiculously Based

🔳Based And SEGA Pilled

🔳Based And Nintendo Pilled

🔳Next Level Based

🔳Based

PROS

-You can play Mortal Kombat for the SEGA Genesis, press “A, B, A, C, A, B, B” to activate the blood kode.

-You can play Mutant League Hockey for the SEGA Genesis.

-You can play NES Pro Wrestling featuring the lucha libre sensation Star Man.

-You can play 10 trillion other video games if you need more than just the three listed above.

-You can screenshot sweet 16-bit women while they are jump kicking, F12 is your friend.

-You can add extra life to your games by making a RetroArch dot org account to get achievements on retro games.

CONS

-RetroArch is not a real person, it can not pick you up a giant Italian sub sandwich with bacon from Jersey Mike’s nor will it ever love you on an intimate level. 

MultiVersus

 

MultiVersus

 

PROS

-If you like Super Smash Bros. this is literally that but with Warner Bros. IPs.

CONS

-I don’t really like Super Smash Bros.

-Features the communist actor from the Amy Shcumer movie masterpiece Trainwreck, LeBron James.

-No mods yet to replace LeBron James with Michael Jordan from the Space Jam movie where Lola Bunny is an absolute dime piece, and not that Jam Space movie where Lola Bunny is dressed like Kevin Smith at a Comic Con.

-Only 3 playable characters in the free version. (Wonder Woman, Superman, and some blue dog with antlers)

-I had to make a WB Games account to play the game on Steam. Great a 57th video game account that I’ll never use again. 

-No Bane at the time of this review.

-No Power Girl at the time of this review.

-No Foghorn Leghorn at the time of this review, I’d easily have thrown down $99.99 for this game if Foghorn Leghorn was available at launch.

OVERALL THOUGHTS

It's an okay game if you like Smash, I’d just rather play a real fighting game like Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike or Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, and not some baby’s toy. If you want a fighting game with Batman and Wonder Woman in it, just play Injustice Gods Among Us, Superman gets super butt hurt in the story mode and starts blasting holes through people’s skulls with his eye lasers, it is hilarious.

Hooked On You: A Dead By Daylight Dating Sim

Hooked On You: A Dead By Daylight Dating Sim

 

THEY FINALLY ADDED IT

Having once followed 6 different Meg Thomas cosplayers on IG during the peak of my Dead By Daylight disease, and having once accidentally stumbled onto “DbD Gone Wild” while looking for Dead By Daylight wallpaper, I have to say that there could not be a game more tailor made for me.

I’ve cried about this all over the internet many times before, but DbD hasn’t been good since 2019 and it hasn’t been great since 2018. So if there were ever 2 dream mods that I could add to the game, it would be to return the game to how it played around when The Spirit was released, and to add intimate basement time to DbD. 

I mean let’s be honest, if you’re stuck in the basement of the killer shack knowing that any moment could be your very last, then you might as well do some sweet talking to try and get either Meg’s foot or one of Kate’s droopers into your mouth.

PROS

-I got to rub lotion on The Spirit's feet.

-Off camera romance with The Spirit and The Huntress.

-Character designs look really good.

-The Huntress is more juiced up than Rhea Ripley.

CONS

-The game never goes further than a PG-13 rating, it arguably never goes past a PG rating.

-Horrible writing.

-Almost every attempt at humor falls flat.

-My favorite character Meg is not in the game.

-Each playthrough only takes about 60-90 minutes to complete.

-I am NOT banging The Trapper or The Wraith just to get every achievement.

OVERALL THOUGHTS

I am going to recommend this game purely because it exists, I never thought I’d see something like this and it’s worth it for the memes. I would advise waiting until it’s on sale at a deep discount, because it’s not worth the full asking price.