Friday, March 11, 2022

Top 3 Joysticks Of All Time

 

TOP 3 BEST JOYSTICKS OF ALL TIME


1. XBOX ONE 


Pros:

-Feels perfect for modern gaming.

-Left analog stick respects the left thumb and is asymmetrical.

-Bumpers are built for demolishing skill checks in DbD.

-EZ AA rechargeable battery swapping once a week with heavy use.

-Plug and play with any PC.


Cons:

-Made out of sawdust and will break after 1-2 years of regular use. 


2. PLAYSTATION 3 


Pros:

-D-pad and face buttons are perfect for 2D platformers and 2D fighting games.

-Built for Japanese school girl hands, sturdy enough for German catchers mitts.

-Has some makeshift analog sticks tacked on if it’s all you have for modern gaming.

-Long lasting.


Cons:

-Symmetrical analog sticks were a mistake.

-Triggers are slippery doo doo and require trigger extender add ons.

-Internal battery won’t be a fast swap.


3. SEGA GENESIS (3 BUTTON)


Pros:

-Maximum nostalgia feels.

-Huge comfy fit with huge comfy face buttons.

-Will outlast the human race.


Cons:

-It sucks peckers for use with fighting games, a 6 button controller is required to have fun.


HONORABLE MENTIONS:


*NINTENDO 64


Pros: 

-Literally built for sex.

-Great for WCW/nWo Revenge.


Cons:

-It is a bad controller.


*MAD CATZ STREET FIGHTER X TEKKEN - ARCADE FIGHTSTICK PRO


Pros:

-Arcade experience at home.

-Great for beat em’ ups.

-Can replace the buttons and swap out the ball top with a bat top for maximum edge lord status. 


Cons:

-Fighting games are still better with a joystick, the arcade stick being an advantage is a meme.

-Very pricey, $120 on the low end for some plastic.


*GAMECUBE


Pros:

-The A button is hella fun to press.


Cons:

-It is a bad controller.