Friday, December 24, 2021

Cuckold Simulator: Life As A Beta Male Cuck

 

 
 

PROS:


-I read on Twitter that this is a good game, so I know for sure that it's a good game.


-Game does not require a VR headset, so I can keep my face shield and mask on while playing inside, safety is important.


-REPRESENTATION! As a Gen Z Riding Lawn Mower, this game does a perfect job of representing my modern family. Me, my wife Tiffany, my wife's boyfriend Tyquavious, and my son LeBron can all play this game together.


-The story is really good! I'd rank it right up there with Marvel's Captain Marvel and Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Bio Menace

 

 

He’s a bad man 3/5


A solid platformer where you play as World Championship Wrestling pro wrestler Johnny B. Badd going around shooting your Badd Blaster at monsters.

 

Friday, December 17, 2021

Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition

 

 

I played the XBOX 360 version of Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition for the first time last year, and I really enjoyed the story mode, however 5 hours later when that was over I had little interest in playing random matches against the computer or getting bodied online. The story did stick with me enough that I looked forward to playing it a second time, this time on Steam, and it was just as fun for another playthrough. 


GAMEPLAY:


-Injustice has that modern day Mortal Kombat feel to it, which isn’t bad, even if it’s a bit stiffer and slower than I’d like. The stages have a lot of interactive objects to use against your opponent, which honestly gets old after the first time interacting with them, luckily you can turn that feature off, at least in the single player mode.


STORY (contains spoilers):


-Basically Superman turns heel and starts punching holes through chests and shooting lasers through skulls, all while alternate timeline superheroes and villains do battle in the background.


ART STYLE:


-Since this is a video game based off of comic book characters, I feel like how the characters look is somewhat important. Wonder Woman is built like a BRICK SH*THOUSE which is GREAT, but she has a jawline like Sgt. Slaughter, perhaps a Gal Gadot face and foot mod should be looked into. Lex Luthor straight up looks like Bruce Willis which is pretty cool. No big complaints about how the characters look overall.


SHOULD YOU GET THIS GAME?:


-If this game is on sale, if you are into fighting games, and if you are into cape stuff, then I’d say YES. The story is interesting, and the gameplay is solid enough. Plus it’s the Justice League, the Justice league is cool, I mean let’s be honest here…….


X-Men >>>>>> Justice League >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Avengers

 

Friday, December 10, 2021

Agony Unrated


 
Beautiful walking sim, terrible controls 2/5

I don’t support censorship in video games, even if it’s just a mild tweak in a remake/remaster, so the fact that Agony Unrated is allowed to express itself is awesome. I accidentally installed Agony (Censored) and played it for about 30 minutes before realizing I was playing the nerfed version, and then I installed Agony (Unrated). I’m glad this happened so I could see some of the quality of life gameplay fixes they added in, the addition of a mini map alone was a huge improvement. 


If gameplay is all you care about, then Agony is going to leave you sorely disappointed, this game is basically a walking simulator with a little bit of awkward combat thrown in to spice up the walking. I did like how the Button Puncher controller layout I use in Halo Infinite to throw grenades (LB) is also used to chunk demon babies in this game, demon baby chunking never felt more natural. 


I really did enjoy the beautifully sick and twisted universe that this game takes place in, but every time I started to get really into the game, the terrible controls would pull me right back to reality.