Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Blood: Fresh Supply

 

A dynamite game! 5/5 


I had heard that this game uses the Build Engine which also powers Duke Nukem, and that some people even praise it over Duke Nukem. Gameplay wise they might be right, but I still prefer the one liners, weapons, and babes that Duke Nukem brings to the table over Blood. 


With that being said, it’s a pretty perfect first person shooter, with the exception that some of the levels are a bit confusing to navigate through. I will have most of the enemies defeated and keys collected, yet I’m still endlessly backtracking through a maze trying to find the correct path. I feel like with some of these mazelike levels that my in-game time is going to be around 200 plus hours, like it’s a Fallout game or something LoL, and that is a big complaint, but it’s the only complaint. 


I highly recommend it! 

 

Dusk


 

I GOT CALLED A HERETIC  4/5


Excellent level design, creepy atmosphere, and heavy metal music at just the right times. 

 

Thursday, September 2, 2021

Harvester

 

 

FUN FACTOR


🔳 Gran Turismo Racing Sim Levels Of “Fun”

🔳 Playing A NES Game On Your Smartphone Levels Of Fun

☑️ Dead By Daylight With Busch Ice Levels Of Fun

🔳 Halo Lan Party Levels Of Fun

🔳 Sleepover With N64 Levels Of Fun


DIFFICULTY


🔳 Kirby’s Dream Land

☑️ Any Mega Man Game, Even Using Save States

🔳 Dark Souls II Solo

🔳 Battletoads

🔳 Staying Awake Through A Full Episode Of WWE Raw


POWER LEVEL REQUIREMENTS


☑️ Russet Potato With A Triple A Battery Plugged In

🔳 Sweet Potato With A Car Battery Plugged In

🔳 The Computer Joe Rogan Played Quake On In The 90’s

🔳 A Computer That Has More Than 4 LED RGB Fans

🔳 Batman’s Computer In The Batcave


REGULAR PRICE


🔳 Zero Dimes

🔳 $1 - $2

🔳 $3 - $5

☑️ $6 - $20

🔳 You’re Okay With Ordering Papa John’s Over Little Caesars On The Reg


PLUG & PLAY CONTROLLER SUPPORT


🔳 Yes

☑️ No

 

Among Us

 

FUN FACTOR


🔳 Gran Turismo Racing Sim Levels Of “Fun”

☑️ Playing A NES Game On Your Smartphone Levels Of Fun

🔳 Dead By Daylight With Busch Ice Levels Of Fun

🔳 Halo Lan Party Levels Of Fun

🔳 Sleepover With N64 Levels Of Fun


DIFFICULTY


☑️ Kirby’s Dream Land

🔳 Any Mega Man Game, Even Using Save States

🔳 Dark Souls II Solo

🔳 Battletoads

🔳 Staying Awake Through A Full Episode Of WWE Raw


POWER LEVEL REQUIREMENTS


☑️ Russet Potato With A Triple A Battery Plugged In

🔳 Sweet Potato With A Car Battery Plugged In

🔳 The Computer Joe Rogan Played Quake On In The 90’s

🔳 A Computer That Has More Than 4 LED RGB Fans

🔳 Batman’s Computer In The Batcave


REGULAR PRICE


🔳 Zero Dimes

🔳 $1 - $2

☑️ $3 - $5

🔳 $6 - $20

🔳 You’re Okay With Ordering Papa John’s Over Little Caesars On The Reg


PLUG & PLAY CONTROLLER SUPPORT


☑️ Yes

🔳 No